Gay guys in the locker room

Sometimes a particularly good-natured patron will remark on how it always seems that you return to your locker at the same time that a person using an adjacent locker to yours does, no matter how empty or crowded the locker room is.

Well, some dicks. Yes, at least in New York they do, depending on your definition of sex. The gym locker room rules are simple and apply to every person gay or straight. Space can get really tight—recently, it was so crowded that a man who was crouching down to get his stuff out of one of the lower lockers squatted his butt on my water bottle that was sitting at the edge of the bench.

In my current gym, the steam-room door needs oiling. I took their non-responsiveness as embarrassment for him. This was the mids, way before the era of inclusion and participation trophies. The Last Closet: Reflecting On My Experience Inside of the Football Locker Room When I was about 11 years old, my parents suspected I might be gay, and they decided to do something about it.

A guy was just straight-up jerking off by himself one day. During particularly cruisy times pm on weekdays, Sunday afternoonsyou hear a steady stream of squeaks that sound gay a dog being stepped on or an anal novice getting penetrated for the first time.

Rarely have I entered a sauna or steam room and not been at least masturbated at. Maybe I was just imposing empathy, because I was embarrassed for him. Very jarring. But maybe also there is something to general rules of space-filling yielding to clusters of people who roughly enter and exit the gym at the same time.

The the room was packed, guys exchanging nods of acknowledgment or avoiding eye contact altogether — classic gym behavior. If he were smart, he would have slapped me with his workout glove for effect, but he just seemed like an idiot. Speaking of dicks out, you may wonder if men have sex in locker rooms.

Let’s explore this fascination through the safe and limitless medium of art. I used to go to this gym in Williamsburg with my ex that had shower stalls with frosted doors that allowed outsiders to more or less make out what was going on inside without seeing directly in.

Another guy with a godlike physique and prominent bald spot that, much to my surprise, only made him hotter, talked about his ex-wife of six rooms to the gym employee that was picking up towels from the floor I assumed they were friends, but really, they might have been total strangers.

“Man, I don’t even know why I bother,” he muttered under his breath. Since deciding to write this post, I have paid extra attention to what gets said in the locker room, and that has been very boring. Eyes to yourself and just go about your business.

Many gay men are fascinated by locker rooms. That’s when I heard it. People will naturally check each other out and size each other up regardless of their orientation. Sign Up. Copy to clipboard. Three surf lifesavers experience a tumultuous night gay guy gif filled with jealousy, homophobia, and unrequited desires culminating in a tragic incident of bullying under the influence.

Once, seconds after changing, a stranger approached me to tell me that he liked something I had written. Most Popular. Just a locker finishing himself off guy finishing off a workout. What a time to be alive. Find out where to. Men can only do so much.

What I had thought just days before was a bygone halcyon time of gay male liberation was alive and well, pulsing in the boners being adjusted and configured in soaked-through thin white towels. A guy a few lockers down let out this heavy sigh, the kind that makes you stop in your tracks.

In our current wave of man-on-man sexual liberation thanks to geolocation apps and a proliferation of orgies, steam-room sex is yet another choice in an option-saturated culture. Fake it till you make it so that no one notices your insecurities about how well your dick is hanging at the moment.